The NOIR home collection

Strength. With presence.

Explore chrome dumbbells, an adjustable bench, kettlebells in almost black, satin silver, porcelain white and muted bronze, Olympic-style plates marked 20, 15, 10 and 5 kg, four broad resistance-band concepts and skipping ropes.

A space apart.

A black-slatted sauna with a burnt black oak interior and original NOIR mark centred on the door. A black, vertically clad ice bath with matching steps. A proposed personal wellness pairing.

Four ways to define home.

These home packs are proposals, not ready-to-order bundles.

Foundation — proposed pack

Chrome dumbbell pair, one kettlebell, one resistance band and one skipping rope. Weight, finish and resistance selections need confirmation; quote and final specification required.

Strength — proposed pack

Adjustable bench, chrome dumbbell selection and Olympic-style plate configuration from 20, 15, 10 and 5 kg concepts. Configuration and compatible equipment need confirmation.

Ritual — proposed pack

Black sauna with burnt black oak interior, and black ice bath with matching steps. Final specifications, site suitability and an installation quote are required.

Complete — proposed pack

Bench and chrome dumbbell selection; kettlebell, plate configuration, resistance bands and skipping rope; black sauna and ice bath with matching steps. Final configuration, price and site requirements need confirmation.

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